EZB is for beer

January 28, 2013

in the dark of night
i came home from work
and went in to kiss my daughters
whom i thought would be sleeping
and the younger (EZB) was a mermaid (who wasn’t sleepy)
and she said:

daddy i have a blessing for you tonight…
its a story:
once upon……………………… a time, right?
once upon a time.
there was you
and…
you were drinking a beer
(are you drinking a beer? brrrr, its cold)
you were drinking a beer cause you’re an adult
and when you finished
you were still thirsty
so you drank another beer
and you drank so many beers that you became a kid
then you couldn’t drink beer anymore [sad voice]
but you grew up
and then you could drink beer again!
you drank so many beers
that you became a kid again
but then you grew up and drank beer
and you drank so many beers……….

and she is probably still going
to herself
as i write this
and all the other mermaids swim around her bed
and her sister tries to get some sleep.

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3 Responses to “EZB is for beer”

  1. Lindsey Says:

    I am sad that the era of “once upon” is over!

  2. Ryan Roling Says:

    Gulp!


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